Santa and Victoria

This year they put Santa in the Montgomery Mall
right next to Victoria’s Secret
A line stretched forever of children so small
next to Victoria’s Secret
A strange contradiction but somehow not quite
both of them wearing their best red and white
Selling the promise of endless delight
next to Victoria’s Secret
The children were glued to that kind old St. Nick
next to Victoria’s Secret
While the grown ups were glued to the curves of St. Vic
next to Victoria’s Secret
The kids had their lists for the man in the sleigh
While the mannequin stood there in fine lingerie
Both making a promise that neither could pay
that is Victoria’s Secret
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See the soft rosy cheeks and the long flowing hair
both dressed up in lace with a holiday flair
We shoppers would be very wise to beware
or we'll miss the whole season again.
Now the pleasures they offer are perfectly good
but they can't fill our hearts like we wish that they would
They know how to fool me, Victoria and Nick
to dress up the dream, make it glossy and slick
And I'm all too eager to fall for the trick,
next to Victoria's Secret
The day after Christmas they'll take it away
they'll move the big chair and they'll box up the sleigh
Perhaps they'll not see the small Kid in the hay
next to Victoria's Secret
This year they put Santa in the Montgomery Mall
next to Victoria's Secret